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that stink, but not in Denmark. The rarefied air, the breeze maluca comes this time from Malawi, a modest country in the black, whose ruling class just expressed their intention to revive a colonial law that prohibits the release population flatulence in public.
promoter parliamentary reform is the Minister of Justice and Constitutional Affairs of Malawi, George Chaponda, who blamed the excess of freedom and a multiparty environment of total relaxation, at least sphincter-ails the African nation (of more than fourteen million people) and threatens to render life unbearable in society.
"The Government has the right to ensure public decency. We need to impose order. Or do you want people to pull farts anywhere? This did not happen during the Kamuzu Banda regime (dictatorship overthrown in 1994), because people feared the consequences of their imprudence. Malawi has to return to the days of respect, and I hope that Members take the right decision in this regard "said Chaponda to be interviewed on a news program the station Capital Radio.
He tries to end impunity for sprayers street, in proposing that gases, air, farts, flatulence, fart, villains and other releases are no longer simple mephitic misconduct to become misdemeanors, which may lead to moral sanctions and fines penalties. Despite his condition lawyer, the minister fails to test malawi legal doctrines that can enrich the jurisprudence relating to offenses "gas" that is, theoretical developments concerning the definition of authorship and intellectual material (has been seen!), culpable commission or treacherous, criteria for rating severity, complicity and involvement with terrorism supported by chemical and biological weapons.
In his remarks, Chaponda even said, in a bold indeed, that "without doubt it is a fact easy to check that the needs of human nature can be controlled and, therefore, my countrymen should go to the bathroom and private services instead of farting around the streets. " Words polemic that show that this man was not part of those who paid with a cholera outbreak assistance to a famous marriage in the Dominican Republic; soiree where guests ghoulish fluke leave their digestive tracts rations by eating lobster and ceviche inconveniently manipulated. This Torquemada African
not share the jokes about flatulence that made the immortal Francisco de Quevedo, who in a long title poem, slightly obscene, Thanks and eye troubles ass, even said: "It must be noted that the fart before the rear makes it worthy of laudatory unworthy of her. And, for proof of this truth, I say that in itself is something cheerful, because wherever it goes loose laughter and chacota, and plunges the house, putting his hands on the innocent figure of pulling the nose, and looking at each others, like matachines. Expulsion is so important to health, that letting go is to have it. And so, send doctors who do not stop, and so Claudius Caesar, Roman emperor, issued an edict commanding all, life sentence, which (even if they were eating with him) did not stop the fart, knowing how important it was for health. " Both
a sale to Quevedo was even having her for proof of love and friendship. Hence in one of his poems indicate: "Until two have SIDS in the bed, I have no right concubinage; also states friendship, as the gentlemen did not shit or peen, but in front of home and friends." For the Venezuelans
acogotar we odors, even in circumstances other than those who torment to senior representatives of the regime malawi. Our environmental stench has more to do with the appearance of conteiners streets with rotting food and garbage bags buried in that the solid waste management have weeks without removal. Both releases (un) make up the smell of revolution.