Basically, all the blame lies with the song, because it is his mantra that commands us when missing eleven fifty-five abandon the party and let us not stop running until you reach the house where a nice old lady waiting for us in an eternal night of Christmas. Is therefore ruled out the theory of acute mastitis. Receive the new year with the mother is a social mandate, cultural and genetic, compliance with which entails major drawbacks in the happy days of bachelorhood, when all we enjoy some freedom of action and movement, when we have to negotiate with another holiday destinations in the itinerary or duration of visits. No summons us to decide between two loves.
During courtship there is a kind of diplomatic agreement between the women who live in our hearts. At midnight on December 31 everyone is in the house of his mother and kept in contact via mobile phone. In this sense, the temporary separation of lovers does not give a second interpretation. Who can be jealous of a tradition, a ceremony? But this artificial atmosphere of understanding is dissipated with the arrival of the marriage; civil and religious landmark that disrupts the dynamics of female relationships, by introducing two terms of powerful psychological implications: mother and daughter, the eternal rival (forget you in Caracas Magallanes).
all know that some people take very seriously the oath of marriage, which states: "Until death do us part." We refer, of course, the woman who hopes that your partner is always at his side on special occasions, which, according to her, they all are. The high sensitivity of this lady does not let you understand how two people who promised eternal love after separate walk around, stray, even for a few moments. So he takes advantage of the situation to criticize your partner for the ailing maternal attachment to home ("My mother spoiled you") and asks, in peremptory terms, that is consistent with its current status and just accept the priority of his new family. In a nutshell: "That mature boy!". The message, because its force, soon to take effect.
However, as soon as the man makes the idea of \u200b\u200bwelcoming the year with his wife, alone together in the warmth of a new home (expectant face the possibility of an outcome less passionate or erotic), is finally reported of his true destination: the home of the mother. "But do not worry daddy you know you're like a child for my mom. You're his consent. I pulled two pedazote hallacas and black cake. And as for my mother beautiful, quiet. We visit the second of January or next week or carnival. Overall, the idea is not to harass her. We must respect their space. And it goes cielito that we must move to withdraw the hind leg. "
Minutes after hearing the monologue, the bewildered husband is surrounded by a multitude of political family (father, brothers, cousins, politicians, neighbors and even his wife's former lovers), hearing all those stories and bad jokes which had to laugh , for duty during the engagement, as was urged the approval of those people. The poor man victim feels like a haven, waiting to normalize their situation and one of the many authorities (in) competent authorities are encouraged to move back into the house. But just nine in the evening and everything is complicated. The political family, concerned about the silent attitude "of the subject," persist in integrating the group and make him share in the fun, so ending singing bagpipes ("no resentment now tell you that ours is over), rollerblading making hallacas, lighting triquitraquis, playing dominoes.
And then, with the filthy hanged and losing shoe, the poor man with pain warns that there are five minutes subsidiary twelve pa'la and can not run out and hug his mother ...
Happy 2011 to all of you, dear readers!
